The beat is like a Waltz!    
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D            G           D  
Well they call me the life of the party  
D                 E        A  
They call her the bell of the ball  
   D        G      D  
Well we start before anybody  
D               A            D  
And I promise we'll outlast them all.  
  

D           G              D  
Well it started when I was in High School  
D          E             A  
My mom and my dad taught me well  
D        G          D  
A bottle of wine at Thanksgivin'  
D             A          D  
And a Valium when Grandma raised hell  
  

D              G          D  
So I had some champagne at a weddin'  
D           E              A  
I believe that called it cold duck  
D               G       D  
And the girl I'd been eyein' all evenin'  
D             A        D  
She took me round back and we sucked down   
G            D  
The rest of that bottle  
  

D             E       A  
And things really started to click   
D               G       D  
Well we kissed on the boxes of Liquor  
D                  A                D  
And she reached down and grabbed her some Dickel  
G           D  
And added some cola  
  

D          E            A  
Far be it for me should I pass  
D                   G      D  
For I thought that if I drink another  
  

D          A            D  
I'd certainly need me some aspirin   
G        D  
On the next mornin'  
  

D            E      A  
I'd tried not to make me a sound  
D                G      D  
Cause the girl who was sleepin' beside me  
D             A  D  
Had gained herself 200 pounding  
G       D  
On bedroom window  
  

D            E       A  
My dad yelled to jump out of bed  
D               G         D  
But she woke up from all the commotion  
D          A            D  
Insisting she give me some headlines  
G            D  
She'd read in the paper  
  

D           E         A  
She said it had been yesterday  
D            G      D  
They said if you use moderation  
D              A            D  
Our mornings could all be that way  
  

D           G           D  
Well they call me the life party  
D             E        A  
They call her the bell of the ball  
D          G           D  
Well we start before anybody  
D               A           D  
And I promise we'll outlast them all  
  
This is a fun song to play!  I still laugh when I play it!