Date: Sat, 01 Nov 1997 20:33:30 -0800
From: Terry Stewart <tstewart@adept.net>
Subject: CRD:  Snapple_song.crd by Juan Cabeso

The Ultimate Midwestern Valentine's Day Love Song(Snapple Song) as recorded
by Juan
Cabeso 
and his One Man Carnival Freak Show

Transcribed by John Stewart
played medium-fast soft rock style

C                                  Am
Billy wrote into Snapple, said they'd give him a spot
Em                                          F
instead came a giant bottle and that's what he got
               C                                                         
But it was ten feet tall and big as a something, 
     Am
that I can't think of at all
          Em                                                          
So he scaled to the top he twisted the cap
           F
 but he took a terrible fall
 
CHORUS:
               C
And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
                Am
And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
         Em
It was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
         F
It was too damn fine for you......


C                                                                        
Got to the bottom guess what he seen,
   Am
 a hot dog man in a submarine
         Em                                         
And a juicyfruit just yellin at me, 
       F
said why you gotta be so god damn mean
 C                                                            
You know that Raid's been botherin me,
      Am
 oh spraying that shit that I can't breath
                Em                                              
Cause the pez-man's down on his knee's, 
       F
he's singin bout the Lorax, the trees, and the thneeds
      C                                                
Oh, pez-man get off of your knees and,
   Am
 juicyfruit stop yellin' at me
                Em                                                
Cause the hotdog man's got a submarine, 
       F
we'll show that raid just what we
mean
                C
and it was fine........(CHORUS to El Bubbio harmonica solo)


C                                                        
Red is the hardest color to see, 
           Am
when it rains down on you it pours down on me
           Em                                             
It's the saddest thing I ever did see, 
        F
I said let's all hop in the submarine..(2x)

And it was fine.....(chorus and fade)



"People who don't like Juan Cabeso dont matter"
El Bubbio has spoken