A G    D
I know you
A G           D
I know you've seen her
A       G    D
She's a sad tomato
A           G            D
She's three miles of bad road
A       G        D
Walking down the street
A      G          D
Will I never meet her?
A       G          D
She's a real woman child
A     G            D
Oh my kiss, grip, turpentine


B

E A  G   A
I am smitten
E       A    G
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E      A       G    A
Let me see her come around
G
My crush with eyeliner


A G  D
I am fine
A   G     D
I'm infatuated
A        G          D
It's all too much pressure
A         G          D
She's all that I can take
A             G        D
What position should I wear?
A   G   D
Cop an attitude? (Faker)
A       G     D
How can I convince her? (Faker)
A        G         D
That I'm inventive too, yeah


B

E A  G   A
I am smitten
E       A    G
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E  A   G      A
We all invent ourselves
G
and you know me

BRIDGE:  
B A (2x)  D high E G

(Solo over bridge):
e | ------7--------------               e | ---------------------
B | --5bhr--5--3--3bhr-----   (2x) then ------7-7-7------9-9-9 
G | -------------------5-2-0            -sl/7--7-7-7sl/9--9-9-9 
                                     --------7-7--------9-9 (G)


A             G    D
Yeah, she's a sad tomato
A           G            D
She's three miles of bad road
A         G     D
She's her own invention (She's her own invention)
A           G        D
That gets me in the throes
A          G      D
What can I make myself be?
A    G   D
Life is strange (Life is strange)
A          G      D
What can I make myself be (Faker)
A  G        D
To make her mine?


B

E A  G    A
I am smitten
E    A   G
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
E A           G      A
A kiss, grip, turpentine,
G
my crush with eyeliner


E A  G    A
I am smitten
E   A    G
You know me (Yeah, you know me)
E A             G      A
I could be your Frankenstein
G
my crush with eyeliner


E A  G   A
I am smitten
E       A    G
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E     A        G     A
Won't you be my valentine?
G
My crush with eyeliner


E A G A   E A G E   A G A G
Final
E