This song is not as hard to play as you may think. Custard play it in the  
key of C# The other chords being the IV and V chords of F# and G# and the  
relative minor chords of Bbm , Ebm and Fm. A C#maj7 is thrown in as well.  
Dave does a splendid job in his vocal delivery on this song. Look out for  
the key change to D at the end. 
 
C# C#7M C# G# x 2 
 

Verse 1: 
C#                       Bbm 
What do you get when you fall in love  
  F# 
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble  
Fm                      Bbm 
That's what you get for all your troubles  
F#   G#                  F#    C#  
I'll never fall in love again  
F#   G#                  C#    C#7M  C#  G#  etc../ 
I'll never fall in love again  
 
Verse 2: 

What do you get when you kiss a girl  

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia  

After you do, she'll never phone ya  

I'll never fall in love again  

I'll never fall in love again  
   
Bridge: 
                        Ebm    C# 
Don't tell me what it's all   about  
       Ebm                     C# 
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out  
Fm 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you  
Ebm             G# 
That is why I'm here to remind you  
   
Verse 3: 

What do you get when you fall in love  

You only get lies and pain and sorrow  

So for at least until tomorrow  

I'll never fall in love again  

I'll never fall in love again  
 
Solo:  

Chords in the solo are as per the Bridge then go  

into A as the key of the song changes from C# to D 
 
Verse 4: 
D                        Bm 
What do you get when you give your heart  
    G 
You get it all broken up and battered  
F#m                    Bm 
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered  
G    A                   G    D  
I'll never fall in love again  
G    A                   D    D7M    D    D7M 
I'll never fall in love again  
D    D7M etc../