D 
I came down from the mountain with Moses by my side 
       D                                           D7 
He had twenty-eight commandments, not one I hadn't tried 
   G  
He shook his head and smashed eighteen, I asked him what he'd done 
   D                                A             D  
He said he'd be surprised if they remembered only one 
 
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            G                  D 
Because the heart of your good neighbor 
       D               A 
Always seems extremely real 
             D        G     D 
But when you put them all together 
         D    A           D 
It don't seem like no big deal 
 
I saw old Jack Kennedy just raking up some leaves 

I asked him which man's theory was the one I should believe 

Why the hell's a man like him workin in his yard  

He said I'm glad they shot me cause that job was just too damned hard 
 
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They hired the finest waiters, they had checkered table cloths 

Someone took a Polaroid so the moment wasn't lost 

And all that you could eat on a Chinese food buffet 

But when Jesus read his cookie, it said stay home today 
 
Chorus