D         Bm            F#m         G
They're all still on their honeymoon
     D        Bm          F#m
Just read the dialogue balloon
F#       G
Everyone loves you - 
D               A
Why should they not?
    D       Bm           F#m       G
And I'm the only one who knows
     D     Bm              F#m
That Disneyland's about to close
F#         G          D         A
I don't suppose you'd give it a shot
        E               Em
Knowing all that you've got

Chorus
                   D   A          Em
Are cigarettes and Red Vines
                              G
Just close your eyes, 'cause, baby -
    D        A
You never do know
                   D   A
And I'll be on the sidelines
        Em
With my hands tied
G            D         A       Em
Watching the show

Verse 2

Well it's always fun and games until

It's clear you haven't got the skill

In keeping the gag  from

Going too far

So your running round the parking lot

'til every lightening bug is caught

puching some pinholes

in the lid of a jar

while we wait in the car

Chorus (With cigarettes and red vines...)

Middle
                      G    Bm    D
And tell me, would it kill you
                G     Bm   D
Would it really spoil everything
              G         Bm
If you didn't blame yourself
       Em
Do you know what I mean?

Chorus (Cigarettes and Red Vines)

Coda
             D      A      Em
Watching the show
             D      A      Em
Watching the show
             D      A      Em
Watching the show  etc etc