Intro: B  E  B  E


San Francisco Bay Past pier thirty nine
B
Early p.m. Can't remember what time
E
Got the waiting cab Stopped at the red light
B
Address, unsure of But it turned out just right
E                                        A        E
It started straight off "Coming here is hell"
B
That's his first words We asked what he meant
E
He said " where ya' from?" We told him our lot
B
"When ya' take a holiday Is this what you want?"
E                                          A       E
Chours:  So have a nice day Have a nice day x3
                    B                E
Lie around all day Have a drink to chase
B
"Yourself and tourists, yeah That's what I hate"
E
He said "We're going wrong We've all become the same
B
We dress the same ways Only our accents change
E                                         A       E
Chours: So have a nice day Have a nice day x3
                   B               E


Middle 8: 
F#  E  F#m  E  G

B   E 


Swim in the ocean That be my dish
B
I drive around all day And kill processed fish
E
It's all money gum No artists anymore
B
You're only in it now To make more, more, more
E                                          A    E
Chours:So have a nice day Have a nice day x6
                  B               E