D G  D G 
 
G                    D     G 
If the timing's right  
                                                D   G 
No need to worry about what's right and what is wrong  
G                            D  G 
And if the market's right  
G                                       A 
We can sell the livin' hell out of your song  
                       G 
Cause I know what they wanna hear  
A                 G 
Yea I can see the light  
A                    G 
But just a few adjustments dear  
A 
Change the way you sing  
            G 
The way you play  
            D      D G  D G D G 
The way you write  
G                       D G 
And if my mood is right  
G                                          D  G 
I'll give you money or support whichever's less  
                       D  G 
Not sure the image is right  
                                             A 
I think for starters we should put you in a dress  
                      G 
Cause we are patrons of the arts  
A                 G                      A 
Yea we believe in you and what it is you do  
                  G 
But just remember parts is parts  
A 
We'll see what sticks  
           G                          D G  D G    
I hope for your sake it will be you  
 

Bm E  G   Bm  E G            D G  D  G 
 
G                       D  G  
And if the price was right  
G                                          D  G 
I'd sell the soul of my own mother in a shake  
                      D G 
And that I can't deny  
G                               A 
I wonder how much money could I make  
                 G 
What are you complaining for  
A           G 
It's simply economics  
A                  G 
You still got your vocal chords  
A                         G 
So get the hell out of my office  
                       D G 
And write me some hits  
G                  D G 
Write me some hits  
                      D G 
I don't hear no hits  
                      D G 
I don't hear no hits