Intro:
Acordes: C G F C G

e | ------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------8h10p8--------------------------------- | 
G | ------5---5h7(b9)-------(b9)(b9)10-(b9)7-5-----5-7^9^7-5---5-- | 
D | 5-7-5-------------------------------5-7------------7--- | 
A | ------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------- | 

C                                
I don't care if it Rains or freezes
G
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
F                              C    G
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car


C                                
Through my trials And tribulations
G
And my travels Through the nation
F                              C   G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far


C                             G  
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air
F                                  C   G
A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind


C                           G
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me
F                              C     G
And any other thing that lies behind


C                      G        F       C   G  
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far
C                      G      F                             C     G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car


C                         G
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn
F                        C    G
 Ican let all my curses roll
C                                 G  
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear
F                                     C     G
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul


C                G      F               C   G
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far
C                      G      F                             C   G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car


Am            G                Am                 G
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight
F                                     C     G
They never find my bottle Though they ask
Am                  G           Am                 G
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see
F                                 C     G
He's hollow and I use him like a flask


G
Woa Woa Woa


C - - G - - F – C –G (Save me)

C - - G - F – - C - G

C                                    G  
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary
F                             C    G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car  
C              
I feel that I'm protected amply
G                                          F                            C    G  
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car


C                G           F                 C  G  
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far
 C                         G            F                               C   G
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car


C                          G
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
F                               C   G 
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
C 
 Women know I'm on the level
G
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil 
F                                   C 
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car