D       
I pulled into the regular pump 
      G                D 
I was feelin' quite at ease 
                                           E7                A7 
I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please" 
G                                   D 
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun 
          D                              A                 D 
He said, "Boy, this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run" 
 

          G          A                    D 
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here 
G            D           E7           A7 
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer 
      G          A                    D 
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here 
           G                     D      A                D   
Cause that great fillin' station holdup cost me two good years  
 
We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP 
A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV 
Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career 
We're wanted men, we'll strike again 
But first let's have a beer 
 
Chorus 
 
We were sittin' in the Krystal 
About as drunk as we could be 
In walked the deputy sheriff 
And he's holdin' our TV 
He roughed us and he cuffed us 
And he took us off to jail 
No picture on a poster, no reward and no bail 
 
Chorus