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Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn 
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My turn to have me a ball 
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Boys at the shop told me just where to stop 
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If I wanted to play for it all 
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I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV 
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My whole world lies waiting behind door number three 
 
I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel 

And they rolled me to the very first row 

I held a big sign that said, "Kiss me I'm a baker 

And Monty I sure need the dough" 

Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me 

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three 
 

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And I don't want what Jay's got on his table 
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Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor 
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No I'll hold out just as long as I am able 
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Or until I can unlock that lucky door 
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Well, she's no big deal to most folks 
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But she's everything to me 
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'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three