D                                       A 
Well if I had me a million, build you a mansion 
G                                              A 
A hundred miles from nowhere, all a girl could need 
D                                         A 
Run around the hallways, and dance in the backyard 
G                                        A 
We ain?t got no neighbors, ain?t no one will see 
 
 
If I had me a speedplane, fly across the land 
Land in some little border town 
Drink some margaritas and dance to mariachi 
Put you on my speedplane and I?d bring you on back home 
 
 
And if I had me a steamboat I?d sail across the ocean blue 
Dock in some little port of call 
We would have a fine time with swiss cheese and french wine 
Put you on my steamboat and I?d bring you on back home 
 
 
Yeah but I ain?t got a million, I ain?t got no speedplane 
I ain?t got a boat upon the sea 
All I?ve got our these two strong arms, I can hold you so tightly 
So baby won?t you won?t you please come back home with me