E A F# D G E
e | - | ------------------------------------- |
B | - | ------------------------------------- |
G | - | --(b9)---------7----------------------- |
D | - | --(b9)-7---4---7---5---2--------------- |
A | - | --7--7---4---5---5---2--------------- |
E | - | -----5---2-------3---0--------------- |
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Intro:
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Guitar 1:
E (p.m.)
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Verse 1
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(Guitars 1 and 2)
A E
I was sitting with a bloody head, outside of X
A E
At the Berkeley Square in my proud boy dumbness
F# D
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said, checking is for wimps
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Verse 2
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A E
So, I flew into the hedge, up and above
A E
Looking at the blue skies below flying like a dove
F# D
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
E
Kathleen walked up, said, "You alright?"
No, I'm in pain, duh
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Chorus
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D G A (3x)
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........
After third repeat:
Guitar 1: Let D ring
Guitar 2:
D | G | A | (p/m/)
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Verse 3
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Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground
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Verse 4
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And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy, Kathleen
Play first part of verse like this:
Guitar 1:
A E
e | ------------------------------------ |
B | ------------------------------------ |
G | ---------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)------------------- |
D | -7-7-7-7-(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)------------------- |
A | -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------- |
E | -5-5-5-5---------------------------- |
Guitar 2:
A E
e | ------------------------------------ |
B | ------------------------------------ |
G | ---------(b9)x-(b9)x-------------------- |
D | -7-x-7-x-(b9)x-(b9)x-------------------- |
A | -7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-------------------- |
E | -5-x-5-x---------------------------- |
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Chorus
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D G A
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........
(End On A)