Capo 1 
 
 
A 
Well, I got a bumper sticker  
 
On the back of my truck 
  
There ain’t another like it  
         E 
‘Cause I had it made up 
      A 
I can tell who’s behind me  
     D 
They give themselves away  
E 
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase  
 

A 
Honk if you honky tonk  
      E 
Don’t if you don’t  
            A 
But, if you do  
D 
Don’t you love to 
E                 A  
Honk if you honky tonk   
 
 
A 
Me and Friday night go hand in hand  
                    E 
Ice cold beer and a swingin’ band  
  A                   D 
A girl on my arm that won’t let go  
    E 
She caught my little sign about a mile ago  
 
Chorus:  
A 
Honk if you honky tonk  
      E 
Don’t if you don’t  
            A 
But, if you do  
D 
Don’t you love to 
E                 A  
Honk if you honky tonk 
 
 
A 
Well, just the other day I was cruisin’ through town  
                          E 
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now  
  A                         D 
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin  
  N/C/ 
I want one of them stickers or I’m gonna run you in. 
 
Repeat Chorus twice  
 
 
E                 A 
Honk if you honky tonk  
 
 
 
Spoken: 
"I hear ya honkin’, yeah I’m pullin’ over. Let’s honky tonk"