G 
Now come one,
Come all,
                       G  D/F#  
To this tragic affair,
Em     
Wipe off that make up,
What's in is despair,
      C#5 
So throw on the black dress,
Mix in with the lot,
           C5 
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're
not,
        G 
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you
see,
         Em
You can find out first hand what it's like to be me,
    C#5 
So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye,
     C5    
I encourage your smiles,
I expect you won't cry,
( G  D/F#  Em  C#5   D5 C#5 C5   D5   G  D/F#  G )
Oooh,
  G
Another contusion,
My funeral chair,
       Em
Here's my resignation,
I'll serve it in drag,
        C#5                                  D5 C#5 C5 
You've got front row seats to the penitence, but
      
When I grow up I want to be nothing at all,
        G
I said yeah,
Em
Yeah,
       C#5
I say yeah,
C5
Yeah,
Come on,
       G  
I say save me!
(Get me the hell out of here!)
Em
Save me!
(Too young to die and I dare;)
     C#5
You can't...
(If you can hear me, just walk away)
    C5
...Save me!