Intro:  Dm

      Dm
I'm home

On Monday
   C
Around midday
                    Dm
When a mysterious finger
             Bb
On my doorbell

Wakes me up
               F              C
I put my feet in my slippers
           Dm
Wait a minute!

I open the door
       C
My heart beats fast
        Dm
She was all wet
               Bb
Wearing her red dress
F                   C                          F
Asking for a phone to make a call

She called New York
                      C
And made a China deal
Dm                                    Bb
Between two enemy countries
                F
Said the stuff''s Russian
           C
And tried my cold coffee
       Dm                                           Bb
She got a towel in the locker of my      bathroom
        F                 C           F
And put her red dress to dry


      Dm
I'm sat down

In my easy-chair
                   C
Reading a book that I'm reading
          Dm                        Bb
When     suddenly she call's me upstairs
               F              C
I put my feet in my slippers
           Dm
Wait a minute!

I open the door
       C
My heart beats fast
        Dm
She was layin in the bath
  Bb
Offering her little foot
 F                     C             F
Asking me to soap it softly

She poisoned her bait
        A7
And fished me in her madness
Dm                                                   Bb
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F                                                        C
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
       Dm
She got inside in one of then
        Bb
And floated away
          F                  C                    F
Only now can I realize who she was

SOLO1:  
( Dm  C   Dm  Bb )
 
               F              C
I put my feet in my slippers
           Dm
Wait a minute!

SOLO2:  
( Dm  C   Dm  Bb )

               F              C
I put my feet in my slippers
           Dm
Wait a minute!


          F
She poisoned her bait
        A7
And fished me in her madness
Dm                                                   Bb
Made that ephemeral moment like heaven
F                                                        C
Taught me the Kama Sutra among soap bubbles
       Dm
She got inside in one of then
        Bb
And floated away
          F                  C                    F
Only now can I realize who she was