Cm D#m
Yon: Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
D#5 (stop) Ab G
Scod: Is there anything that I can do?
Cm
I got to go and see Q.
F Ab
On a deadly mission since the day we met,
A# D#5
The threat is you.
Ab
You took my love for granted,
A# D#5 Cm
Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart.
Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoh oh oh oh
Cm D#m
Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
Play
( Ab G C5 G )
over and over whilst talking bits:
Gatesy: (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.
Yon: (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing.
Gatesy: (Moneypenny) Oh, James!
Yon: (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... fourty.
Gatesy: (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead,
Yon: (Bond) Yes...
Gatesy: (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack.
Yon: (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then.
Gatesy: (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that
will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello.
Yon: (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?
Gatesy: (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to.
Yon: (Bond) So, who's my target?
Gatesy: (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now...
D#5 Ab G
Scod: (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president,
Cm
Is becoming incensed.
' F Ab
About the focus shifting off of his cock,
A# D#5
Onto world events.
Ab
Tripod: He's causing all this trouble,
A# D#5 Cm
From an underwater bubble in the sea.
Cm Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm D#5
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
(spoken part)
( Ab G C5 G )
Gatesy: (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon,
I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply.
Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses,
And look like some shaved rats in stilettos.
Once the world has become skankadelic,
No-one will care about foreign countries any more.
They'll all be looking at my jiz again,
I miss that.
Yon: (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jiz again.
Gatesy: (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello!
Yon: (Bond) I suddenly remembered my charlemagne
Gatesy: (Clinton) What?
Yon: (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest
moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar?
Gatesy: (Clinton) No.
Yon: (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you...
(Sounds of a gunfight)
Scod: Two, three, four!
Cm D#5
Tripod: Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Cm Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________