C               Dm 
She's not into flowers 
G                        C 
Or gettin' big expensive gifts 
                         Dm 
She says she don't want jewelry 
G                         C   C7 
She doesn't need another dress 
   F 
If I wanna show her how much I adore her 
                       C   C/B  Am 
The best way that I've found 
       C 
Is to make sure when I'm finished 
G                       C 
I put that toilet seat down 
 

                Dm 
We've been to counseling 
G                                 C 
To try and see the ways we could improve 
                Dm 
This thing between us 
G                                             C  C7 
And different ways to show each other I love you 
F 
Well forget about those get-away vacations 
                    C   C/B  Am 
In romantic costal towns 
C 
If you wanna say "I love you" 
G                          C 
Then put that toilet seat down 
 

C                          F 
Cuz in the middle of the night 
                    C 
It's cold and it's dark 
                        G 
When I hear my name in vain 
                          C  C7 
I know I haven't done my part 
                       F 
She just wants me to support her 
                            C  C/B  Am 
And the best way that I've found 
          C 
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch 
G                       C 
I put that toilet seat down