C7                                                                                G 
Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, 
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Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. 
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When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on. 
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For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash     out behind the barn. 
 

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If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. 
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With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. 
    G                                                                    A7 
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, 
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If the Devil Danced in empty  pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. 
 

     C7                                                                                           G 
Well he said friend ya know it ain't the end let's see what I can do. 
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If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you. 
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Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note." 
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The devil made me do it, talked me  in    to it, and that was all she wrote. 
 

G                                                      A7          
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. 
           D                                                            G6          G#°      D  
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. 
    G                                                                    A7 
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, 
       C       A                G      E7            A                D7      G 
If the Devil Danced in empty  pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. 
 

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They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play. 
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I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay. 
 

G                                                      A7          
If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. 
           D                                                            G6          G#°      D  
With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. 
    G                                                                    A7 
I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, 
       C       A                G      E7            A                D7      G 
If the Devil Danced in empty  pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.