G                      C 
I was out in the sands of Iraq 
G                      C 
And we were under attack 
G                     C             D 
And I, Well, I didn't know where to go 
G                                  C 
And the first thing that I could see was 
G                                 C 
Everybody's favorite Burger King, so I 
G          C           D       G ( C - G ) 
Threw open the door and I hit the floor 
G                            C 
Then suddently to my surprise 
G                            C 
I looked up and I saw her eyes 
G              C                D7 
And I knew it was love at first sight 
 

Am 
And she said... 
G                         C 
Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad 
G                       C 
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
G                           C                   D 
Hadji Girl, I can't understand what you're saying 
 

Am 
And she said... 
G              C 
Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad 
G              C 
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
G        C       D     G ( C - G ) 
Hadji girl I love you, anyway... 
 

G                          C 
Then she said that she wanted me to see.  
G                          C 
She wanted me to meet her family  
G                            C                 D 
But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.  
G                        C 
Cause I don't speak Arabic.  
G                            C  
So, she took me down an old dirt trail.  
G                      C        D 
And she pulled up to a side shanty  
G           C                    D      G ( C - G ) 
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.  
G             C                      D7 
Cause her brother and her father shouted 
 

G                     C 
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
G                    C/ 
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah  
G           C                         D 
They pulled out their AKs so I could see  
 

Am 
And they said  
G                       C 
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
G                    C 
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
 

G          C           D                            G ( C - G ) 
So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.  
G                        C 
As the bullets began to fly  
G          C           D        G ( C - G ) 
The blood sprayed from between her eyes  
G        C           D     G ( C - G ) 
And then I laughed maniacally  
G                          C 
Then I hid behind the TV  
G                          C 
And I locked and loaded my M-16  
G        C           D     G ( C - G ) 
And I blew those little f***ers to eternity.  
 

Am 
And I said  
G                        C   
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
G                     C 
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah  
G          C           D          G             ( C - G ) 
They should have known they were f***ing with a Marine 
 
I just thought it was a shame that nobody had tabbed this 

yet, so with the help of several online friends, now it is.