Intro:  B 
 
     B                    Bb5                                               
Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone 
           G#5                                E5  
Who brought back their permission slip 
                   B           Bb5                                                
Because I know nobody wants to stay home 
G# 5                                                E5 
While the rest of us go out and make a day of it 
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Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside    (larararara) 
         E               F#5               G#5                       F#5          E5                F#5        
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride  (lararará!)  
 B5                                                         E5          F#5          B5          E5         F#5 
They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it 
B5                                                               E5     F#5     B5             E5         F#5 
They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found 
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And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes 
                  G#5                                           E5              F#5 
And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes 
   B5 
around 
 
 
B                           Bb5 
Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone 
        G#5                        E5 
Well I don't need to ask my friends 
                   B                              Bb5 
Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone 
G#5                               E5 
Thanks to all those nights and weekends 
 
{Chorus} 
 
 
B 
When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one) 

And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone) 

Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me 
     G#5                        F#5                         E5              F#5 
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry 
 

      B5                                                           E5       F#5 
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
      B5                                                          E5         F#5 
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
      B5                                                           E5         F#5 
It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like 
G#5 
chemistry.  

 
G#5  F#5 E5 
 
E5   B5   Bb5    B5 
 
E5      B5                Bb5          B5 
Can I relate to you the way you relate to me 
E5           B5                  Bb5        B5 
Can you help me out with my chemistry 
E5    B5                         Bb5              B5 
I dont want to be perceived the way I am 
E5   B5                        Bb5         B5 
I just want to be perceived the way I am