riff intro riff 1

e | ----------------- e | ------10----------10--12/10-

B | -----------------   B | ---------------12-----------
G | -7/4-4---2-2--4--   G | -9p11----11-(b9)--------------
D | -7/4-4---2-2--4--   D | ----------------------------
A | -5/2-2---0-0--2--   A | ----------------------------
E | -------2---------   E | ----------------------------

riff 2 riff chorus

e | ----------------   e | -------------------------------------------
B | ----------------   B | -------------------------------------------
G | -(b9)(b9)-7-4-2-2-4-   G | -7-7--7-5-7--10-10--12p-12--10-7--10--7-7--
D | -(b9)(b9)-7-4-2-2-4-   D | -7-7--7-5-7--10-10--12p-12--10-7--10--7-7--
A | -7-7--5-2-0-0-2-   A | -5-5--5-3-5--8--8---10p-10--8--5--8---5-5--
E | ----------------   E | -------------------------------------------

Intro

(riff intro)

Verse 1

B

Got this notion from another man

Put this dead fish in my hand

Paperweight baby it’s my name

D5 E5 (riff 1)

I hold you down coz your all the same to me

That’s right

(riff 2)

verse 2

B

Say whatever you want baby, I’m your man

And I can help you yes I can

Paperweight baby it’s my name

D5 E5 (riff 1)

I can’t relate coz your all the same to me

That’s right

(riff 2)

Chorus

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

That’s right

(riff 2)

verse 3

B

Been up all night and I sleep all day

Why oh why do I live this way

Hey pretty girl sit next to me

D5 E5 (riff 1)

Coz I’m a ten foot diamond Christmas tree can't you seeee

riff 2

Chorus

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Hold my calls just get me on the front page

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re never going see me again

Solo

e | ---------------------------------------------------17-1(b9)-----------------17-1(b9)-
B | ----------------------------10-12------15-17-15-1(b9)-----------15-17-15-1(b9)-------
G | -------------------7-(b9)7-11---------16---------------------16--------------------
D | -----------7-(b9)--(b9)--------------------------------------------------------------
A | ---5-7-5-(b9)----------------------------------------------------------------------
E | -7-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

e | -1(b9)1(b9)17----24h--1(b9)-1(b9)1(b9)17-17--------------------------------
B | ----------1(b9)---------------------1(b9)1(b9)17-17--------------------
G | ----------------------------------------------1(b9)1(b9)16-16----16--
D | ----------------------------------------------------------1(b9)----
A | -----------------------------------------------------------------
E | -----------------------------------------------------------------

Chorus

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Hold my calls just get me on the front page

We’re goin’ on holiday

(riff chorus)

Makes no difference what they say

We’re never going see me again

B D