Verse 1: (all G chord) 
5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town 
I've only got time for a couple of beers 
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears 
Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing 
Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going 
But I'm soakin' up the moment 
 
Chorus: 
G 
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up 
 
 
Verse 2: (all G chord) 
It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock 

What the hell I'll have one more shot 

Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar 

Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far 

Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue 

10 foot 2 with a bad attitude 

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth 

I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too 

Chorus 2: 
G 
Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up 

Instrumental Break: 
G C G D G 


Verse 3: (all G chord) 

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here 

That's what they said when I got my last beer 

Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked 

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window 

Hurt my elbow, got me in though 

Two foot later backed in to the light pole 

All the town folk, got a good show 
 
Chorus 3: 
G 
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up 
G C G 
Jacked up... woooo ooh 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
C 
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar,  

hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are 
G 
When you're all.... Jacked up 
 

G 
All Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
All Jacked up, all Jacked up 
D C G 
yeah yeah yeah yeah....