Intro:
: G : Em : A74 : C9 : G : Em : A74 : C9:
Verse 1:
           G                               Em       A74
You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
   C9         G
So I can see the sun
                Em           A74      C9
Cus in the sun they say it's fun, if you get some.
     G                    Em                 A74
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane 
    C9          G                     Em      A74
Or I could steal a car, Cus in a car you can go far,
          C9                    G
It just depends what kinda car you are

Chorus 1:
          A7           C         G
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la,

What kinda car you are.
          A7           C         G
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la.

Verse 2:
        G                                Em       A74
I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in spain,
     C9        G
Her name was Avaline,
             Em      A74           C9
She said she came to Spain, to have a good time,
    G                                   Em            A74
But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain
    C9             G               Em          A74
She said her name was Dot, she didn't half talk a lot.
           C9                  G
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not.

Chorus 2:
          A7           C         G
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la

Mad or not.
          A7           C         G
La La La, La La La La, La La La, La.

Middle:
          C7                             G
Don't you know, I should have stayed in England,
               C7                        G
On my polluted beach with all my special friends
          C7                             G
Don't you know, I should have stayed in England,
        G/F#              Em
With me big house, and me big car,
            A74              C9      D
And all me friends there at the bar, la la la.
Verse 3: Repeat verse 1
Chorus 3: Repeat Chorus 1, 3 times.