C 
Hey Joe! 

Where'd you find that pearly-girly?  

Where'd you get that jolly-dolly? 
                                    G
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine? 

Hey Joe!  

She's got skin that's creamy-dreamy 

Eyes that look so lovey-dovey 
                            C
Lips as red as cherry-berry wine. 
           F
Now listen Joe, I ain't no heel 

But old buddy let me tell you how I feel 

She's a honey, she's a sugar-pie 
                                 G
I'm warning you I'm gonna try to steal - her from you 
C
Hey Joe! 

Though we've been the best of friends  
F
This is where our friendship ends  
G                              C
I gotta have that dolly for my own.  
 
Hey Joe!  
Come on let's be buddy-duddy  
Show me you're my palsy-walsy  
Introduce that pretty little chick to me  
Hey Joe!  
Quit that waitin', hesitatin 
Let me at her, what's the matter  
You're as slow as any Joe can be.  
    
Now come on Joe, let's make a deal  
Let me dance with her to see if she is real  
She's the cutist girl I've ever seen  
I'll tell you face to face I mean to steal - her from you  
Hey Joe!  
Now we'll be friends 'till the end  
This looks like the end, my friend  
I gotta have that dolly for my own.