TRANSCRIBED BY DAVID, dfhannah@hotmail.com 
 
This song was once dedicated to a meat pie. 
It's a great little crooner that has a nice country riff. Its played with two 
guitars but I will transcribe it for one, minus the pedal steel guitar.  
 
INTRO 
 
E-----4-----3-----2-----0 
B------------------------ 
G--4-----3-----2----1---- 
D------------------------ 
A------------------------ 
E------------------------ 
 
COUNTRY RIFF 
 
E-------------------------------------------- 
B------------------3-----3------------------- 
G--(slide)/4---/4----/4-----0--2--0---------- 
D------------------------------------2------- 
A-------------------------------------------- 
E---------------------------------------3--O- 
 
"don't get my naming wrong, if you're gonna touch me there..." 
 
(play simple open E chord through this verse, then change to 
a C#m, letting the high notes ring, then to an A) 
 
FILL IN RIFF 
 
A---0---2---0--------- 
E---------------3---0- 
 
CHORUS 
                                           *strum backwards* 
E-22222--4---7---6---4--*--7-6--4---0000000--0 
B-44444--5---5---5------*-----------2222222--0 
G-44444--6---6---6------*--------------------1 
D-44444-----------------*--------------------2 
A-22222-----------------*--------------------2 
E-----------------------*--------------------0 
 
The chorus bit is probably wrong but it sounds okay. Fiddle around with the 
chords to get the country feel and then you're laughing.