Song-SMP

Tabbed by-Dean Morrison

Written by-Dean Morrison, David Twigg and Berin Buchanan


We made this song up at school as a bit of a joke, it's about a guy
named Smith, and we don't like him, anyway I hope you like it.



Dm                       A
Another week at school, another boring day
Dm                         A
Another guy named Smithy, he is really gay

Chorus:
B5                G5              D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay
B5                G5              D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay

Dm                        A
Smithy thinks he's cool, But we all know he's not
Dm                   A
He is such a tool, he doesn't have any balls

Chorus:
B5               G5                    D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got no balls
B5                              G5                    D5
After all the years he's lived, he's gaot no balls

Dm                          A
I tried to grab his pinny, it pricked me oh so hard
Dm                       A
It hurt me oh so badly, so I went and cut it off

Chorus:
B5              G5                    D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got a pin
B5                        G5                         D5
So I went and cut it off, now he's got no dick

Bridge:
C                     A     C                      A
Smaller than a pubic hair, even though he doesn't care
C                        A    C                   A
Where's smith's missing pin, he never grew any balls

Dm                       A
Smithy's pin grew back, even smaller than before
Dm                     A
He pricked me again, I even bled some more
Dm                           A
He came and pushed me over, so I knocked him in the head
Dm                            A
I went and got the sciccors, and I cut it off again
Dm                       A
Well the fight is over, I had won again
Dm                          A
There are no more pinnies, now that Smith is dead

Chorus:
B5                G5                D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is dead
B5                        G5                      D5
Now there's no more pins, cause Smith is dead


Note: 8 Strums on each chord throughout the song.

If it doesn't sound right, listen to track 5 on Frenzal Rhomb's new
album, then you'll know what I mean

If You would like me to send you a copy of our version, e-mail me at
deanmorrison@one.net.au and I will send you one