INTRO(and outro if you play slowly):

e-------------------------------------3--------------------------------
B-------------------------------------3-------------3------------------
G-----------------------------------0-0-0-0---0-2---2---3-3-2-0---0-3-0
D-0---------2-----------2---------0---------3-----0-0-0---------3------
A---3-1-0---2---0-1-3---2---3-1-3--------------------------------------
E---------3-3-3-------1-1-1--------------------------------------------

e----------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------5----------------------------------------------------------
D-----------5-----------2---------5------------------------------------
A---0-1-2-3-3-3-2-0-----2-----0-1-5------------------------------------
E-3-----------------3-1-1-1-3-----3------------------------------------


verse 1:
    G
I'm patient of this plan
F
as humble as I can
   G
I'll wait another day
D
before I turn away
       G
but know this much is true
  C
no matter what I do
 F
offend in every way
      G
I don't know what to say



 -please try to understand this, I know it's strange-

            G G         F F F         G G G         D D D                       
e----------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------
G-3-2-0-3-0---------------------------------0---0-2--------------------
D-----------------------------------0---------3------------------------
A-----------------0-1-3-------3-1-3------------------------------------
E---------------3------------------------------------------------------

                          C C         F F         G G                           
e----------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------
G-3-3-2-0---0-3-0------------------------------------------------------
D---------3------------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------0-1-2-----3-1-0-----------0-1----------------------
E-----------------3-----------------3-----1-3--------------------------

2. verse 
You tell me to relax
and listen to these facts
that everyone's my friend
and will be till the end
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
no matter what I say
offend in every way

 -and then that strange thin again-

3. verse
I'm walking through the door
but they're expecting more
of an interesting man
and sometimes I think I can
but how much can I fake
I'll speak until I break
with every word I say
offend in every way

OUTRO

Well that's it. If you have anything to coment or correct send it to
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