"The Jeff Song" by Atilla and the Huns

This song is about a funny fat guy named Jeff Davenport.  Enjoy, I sure do...

"This one's for you, Jeff."

Intro:
8 downstrums each
A   E   B7   E
A   E   B7   E
then real slow
E   A

Verse:
A
Well I'm fat and funny
E
And I'm sweet like honey.
B7
Jeffrey's my name,
       E       
Eating potato chips is my game.


A
306 pounds of pure cheese steak
E
Can I have a diet coke to go with that 

Cheese steak and fries?


and theres a little more but i can't remember it all right now.  check back later for the ful
version.