Thats Entertainment-(full acoustic) Paul Weller 

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(Capo on 3rd fret)

intro: /G     /Em7  Em/G     /Em7  Em/AM7    /Fmaj7    /G     /Em7   Em//

V 1  : G                  Em7       Em
       A police car and a screamin siren,
       G                  Em7       Em
       Pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete.
       G                  Em7       Em
       A baby wailing a stray dog howling,
       G                      Em7       Em
       A screech of brakes, a lamp light blinking.
       Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment,
       Am7        Fmaj7    /G     /Em7   Em/
       Thats entertainment.

V 2  : G                       Em7        Em
       A smash of glass and a rumble of__ boots,
       G                        Em7        Em
       An electric train and a _ripped_up_phone_booth.
       G                             Em7       Em
       Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat,
       G                       Em7         Em
       Lights goin out and a _kick in the balls, I say:
       Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment,
       Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment.
       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa,
       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.

V 3  : Days of speed and slow time mondays,
       Pissin' down with rain on a boring Wednesday,
       Watching the news and not eating your tea,
       A freezin cold flat with damp on the walls, I say:
       Thats entertainment,
       Thats entertainment.
       Ahhh, la la ...etc

V 4  : Wakin up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morning,
       Opening the windows and breathing in petrol.
       An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard,
       watchin the telly and thinkin'_'bout_your_holidays.
       Thats entertainment,
       Thats entertainment.
       Ahhh, La la ...etc


(Inst): /G     /Em7   Em/


V 5  : Waking up from bad dreams and smokin cigarettes
       Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume.
       A hot summers day and sticky black tarmac,
       Feeding the ducks in the park and wishin_you_were_far_away.
       Thats entertainment,
       Thats entertainment.

V 6  : Two lovers kissing amongst the screams of midnight,
       Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude.
       Getting a cab and travelling on buses,
       Reading graffitti 'bout slashed seat affairs, I say:
       Thats entertainment,
       Thats entertainment.
       Ahhh, La la la la laa,
       Ahhh, La ...etc     (rpt to fade)  ://

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        This is quite easy to play but the lyrics take some learning!!

        have fun,  Ian King  xxx