Author/Artist: Loudon Wainwright III
Title: I know I'm Unhappy / Suicide Song
Album: Album II
Transcribed by: Ramsay Wallace
Email: RamsayW1@aol.com

   D
I know I'm unhappy
 A
I know things aren't right
 G                                         D
For instance last week I got drunk every night

I know that I'm angry
I know I'm afraid
I rarely make love I mostly get laid

I know I'm unhealthy
No doctor would doubt
 G                                        D    A
My dreams are all bad & my hairs falling out

G                                                        Em
When you get the blues & you want shoot yourself in the head
 Em
It's alright, it's alright
      G
Go ahead

Do the monkey do the pony
Do the slop do the boogaloo twist
Cut your throat, Cut your throat Cut your wrist

Middle 8
  D                 G
When you tire of wordly toil
  D                G
Shuffle off this mortal coil
  D              G      
Turn your body back to soil
  C   D   
It's OK, It's OK

When you get hung up 
Hang yourself up by the neck
What the hell, what the hell, what the heck