D                     Bm            F#m
Never thought that I knew too much
        G           A      D
I always thought I knew enough
                   Bm              F#m
I didn't want to learn this stuff
        G             A        Bm
I didn't ever want to be that tough
     A                G
But love was just implied
           A         Bm
And everything else died
       A             G
This class has now begun
          A D
In Murder 101

You can learn it in the first degree
You could even make yourself believe
That you'll never even think of me
When you're packing up your things to leave
Now my intuition failed
I can't graduate unskilled
They don't excuse the young
               A Bm
This is Murder 101

Do do do doo dodo doo dodo doo doo do (2x)

Find yourself another heart that needs a rest
Tie a hook onto a single thread
Drop it down beneath the chest
There's the first part of this test
They'll grade you on a curve
They're including everyone
No matter what you've heard
You know this class has now begun
Drop out before they come
           A      G
To Murder one by one

                      D               G
Just look what we've done in Murder 101
Just look what we've done in Murder 101
Just look what we've done this is Murder 101
Just look what we've done to Murder one by one