Intro: G   Bm   C D G 2x
G                          Bm           C             G
I'm standing outside your window, baby and there you are
G                      Bm             C         D     G
Another year, another candle's burning for the party girl
             Em                Am
No one even knows that you're there
       C        D       G
Happy Birthday, no one cares

     Em
You come around here, You'd better bring a witness
Em   B7      Em             C
Everyone in here's on the guest list
G         D               C        G
And when you're gone you won't be missed
Am        C        D        Em   B7   C
Keep one eye open when you kiss

Your wishes won't be coming true this year, now darling don't you cry
We're going to teach you everything, you'll learn to get by
Now lesson number one in homicide
Is emotional murder is no crime

    Em           B7          Em
You come around here, You'd better bring a witness
Everyone in here's on the guest list
And when you're gone you won't be missed
Keep one eye open when you kiss
Em    B7    C    G 2x

Em                          G
Now sticks and stones, baby, break your bones
         C         G        Am
But the names, in here, can kill
G                          Bm
We'd let you leave  but no one else wants you
      C      D       G
Your ransom was not made
                      Em       Am
Now you ain't got to stand up tall
         C         D         G
But now baby, you must stand up

You come around here, You'd better bring a witness
Everyone in here's on the guest list
Now we've never been so impressed
Am        C        D      D7     Em
Keep one eye open when, whenever you kiss 
Em    B7    C    G 4x