EM           G 
woke up one sunday morning 
EM                    G
decided to give my monkey a spank
EM                G 
mother said you know your boring
EM              G          
you just lay all day and wank


(bridge)

 F         C       G  
think i'll go and see
F         C         G    
whats out there for me  (X2)


(chours)


E         Bb           A       Bb     E        Bb A Bb  
you hide behind your scraggy painted brick walls
E              Bb           A               Bb        E        Bb A Bb
what you gonna do when the only thing protecting you falls
E         Bb     A        Bb              E        Bb A Bb
sooner or later everyones gonna know your secret
E          Bb           A              Bb         E        Bb A Bb
that robin howlett from hartlepool has got sqeeky balls

E (HOLD)


Verse 2

EM                  G    
sqeeky balls is'nt all you got
EM                        G
you deaf as a post and you got cock rott
EM                         G  
nothing but a failer your not going far
EM                    G    
may aswell stick to nobbing your car



(bridge)

 F         C       G  
think i'll go and see
F         C         G    
whats out there for me  (X2)


(chours)


E         Bb           A       Bb     E        Bb A Bb  
you hide behind your scraggy painted brick walls
E              Bb           A               Bb        E        Bb A Bb
what you gonna do when the only thing protecting you falls
E         Bb     A        Bb              E        Bb A Bb
sooner or later everyones gonna know your secret
E          Bb           A              Bb         E        Bb A Bb
that robin howlett from hartlepool has got sqeeky balls

E (HOLD)