Am         C        C*                 
Take care daughter dear 
      D             C             G      D    C   G 
Don't dream on  any gallant men tonight 
Am         C        C* 
Take care daughter dear 
        D               C                       Em            D   A 
For the doctor comes to steal your goods in the dead of night 
(Chorus) 
 F     Bb            Am 
Every sigh   he'll   hear 
    D        G      F  
So wear your relic  near 
Am      C     C*          G       F 
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight 
 
 
Oh father dear 
I dreamed last night a man sat on my bed 
And I fear 
When I awoke I could not find my maidenhead 
 
(Chorus) 
 
He'll have you all 
You fine young ladys pure as fallen snow 
He'll have you all 
If you think upon improper things the doctor will know 
 
(Chorus) 

 Am G F

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 C*   335553   - this is optional, just to sound "different" from a simple C

 The recording on Full House is a semi-tone higher, if my memory serves me,
 so to play along you may need a capo on the first fret.
 In the film "Glastonbury Fayre" in which they play the "Dirty Linen" medley live 
 their instruments appear to be tuned a semi-tone above concert pitch.........