Author/Artist: Loudon Wainwright III
Title: Whatever Happened to Us
Album: Unrequited
Transcribed by: Ramsay Wallace
Email: RamsayW1@aol.com

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Whatever Happened to you
                     C
Whatever happened to us
                          D
We missed the proverbial boat
                        G
The plane & train & the bus
  C                      D
Push came to shove & we fell out of love
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We tore each other apart
  C                   D
Love is grand but I can't understand
          C                   G
Why you broke my proverbial heart
                                                                              
We used to be in love but now we are in hate
You used to say I came too early
But it was you who came too late
Boy meets girl & they give it a whirl
And the very next thing you know
She thinks he's nuts & he hates her guts
Then the bad blood starts to flow

Well it sounds like sour grapes 
And that's just what it is
Gonna get me a subscription to Argosy (?) 
And I'll get me a subscription to Ms (?).
That's a whole lot of crap
About a tender trap
What it is is a suicide snare
All I want to do, is to forget you
And our lousy love affair