A        C        D   C  A     C
e|--5--5--X--8--X--8--10--8--5--5--8--X--8---|
B|--5--5--X--8--X--8--10--8--5--5--8--X--8---|
G|--6--------9--X--9--11--9--6-----9--X--9---|
D|--7-------10----10--12-10--7----10---------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|

    A        C        D 
e|--5--5--X--8--X--8--10--10--10--10---------|
B|--5--5--X--8--X--8--10--10--10--10---------|
G|--6--------9--X--9--11--11--11--11---------|
D|--7-------10----10-------------------------|  *repeat*
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|

Wake up in the in the mornin' and it's hard to live.
Gm
Hard to live, yes it's hard to live
F
And it will be a long time before that shit starts to give
Gm
And every single day it's getting harder to live
F 
But I would be up for being down with a hoe
Gm                                 F
Lord knows that i got mic control, do you got mic control?
Gm
You know this here stylee is original
E                A           D           B            E
This man, makin' money how I know, won't be no man of me
      D           E
In my bed I watch TV
             A                B 
I'm drunk by noon, but that's OK
        G              E
I'll be President some day
         D                 E
Light my ciggarette, and I think
     A                B 
How Bert Senzanka made me drink
         D                      E
Load the box and I'll pump that shit

Chorus (Brad uses variations each time)

    G          D          C       G
e|-------------10---------8------------------|
B|---------------10--------8-----------------|
G|--12--12-12------11--X----9--X--12---------|
D|--12--12-12----------X-------X-----12------|
A|--10--10-------------X-------X--------10---|
E|-------------------------------------------|

    

      G          D          C       

e|-------------10---------8------------------|
B|---------------10--------8-----------------|
G|--12--12-12------11--X----9---9--9--9--9---|
D|--12--12-12----------X-------10-10-10-10---|
A|--10--10-------------X-------10-10-10-10---|
E|------------------------------8--8--8--8---|

Got my greatest hits
Got my greatest hits

E            A               D
Is this band making money I don't know
          B             E
It's the writing on the wall
       D             E
All my friends drink alcohol
        A                  B
I'm too drunk to light the bong
        G
I'm too stoned to write this song
         D                 E
Light my ciggarette, and I think
     A                B
How Bert Senzanka made me drink
         D                      E
Load the box and I'll pump that shit

Chorus

N.C.
Wake up in the in the mornin' and it's hard to live
Hard to live, yes it's hard to live
And it will be a long time before that shit starts to give
And every single day it's getting harder to live
F  
But I would be up for being down with a hoe
Gm                                 F
Lord knows that i got mic control, do you got mic control?  
Gm
You know this here stylee is original

E                A           D           B            E
This man, makin' money how I know, won't be no man of me
      D           E
In my bed I watch TV
             A                B
I'm drunk by noon, but that's OK
        G              E
I'll be President some day
         D                 E     
Light my ciggarette, and I think

     A                B
How Bert Senzanka made me drink
         D                      E
Load the box and I'll pump that shit

Outro Just play E then G

Its the Ziggens greatest hits
Its the Ziggens greatest hits


Chords Used
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    Gm  E  D  D   B  A  G
e|--10--7--5--10--7--5--10--|
B|--11--9--7--10--7--5--12--|
G|--12--9--7--11--8--6--12--|
D|--12--9--7--12--9--7--12--|
A|--10--7--5--12--9--7--10--|
E|------------10--7--5------|