Intro:

      (pipe organ and harp):

      D        A        Am
      / / / /  / / / /  / / / /

Verse:
      Am                    /G
      Ooh, you're a holiday
      F            Am
        Such a holiday
      Am                    /G
      Ooh, you're a holiday
      F            Am       G
        Such a holiday

Chorus 1:
            C                         G
      It's something I think's worthwhile
              Am               Em
      If the puppet makes you smile
          F                          C
      If not, then you're throwing stones
                 G      G7        C
      Throwing stones, throwing stones

Verse 2:

      Ooh, it's a funny game
      Don't believe that it's all the same
      Can't think what I've just said
      Put a soft pillow on my head

Chorus 2:

      [3: Yet] Millions of eyes can see
      Yet why am I so blind
      When the someone else is me
      It's unkind, it's unkind

[repeat verse w/wordless vocal (dee-dee-dee-dee) and snare drum]

[repeat chorus 2]

Verse 3:

      Ooh, you're a holiday, every day
      Such a holiday
      Now it's my turn to say
      And I say you're a holiday

[repeat chorus 1]

[repeat verse w/wordless vocal and snare drum; end cold on second F ]