Verse 1:

              Am
      In the event of something happening to me
                                                 D 
      There is something I would like you all to see
                    G                          Am/D   [xx0555]
      It's just a photograph of someone that I knew

Chorus:
                G       C         G
      Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
              G               C          F
      Do you know what it's like on the outside
                                                Esus4     E
      Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide
           Am
      Mr. Jones

Verse 2:

      I keep straining my ears to hear a sound

      Maybe someone is digging underground

      Or have they given up and all gone home to bed
                D                              G     F
      Thinking those who once existed must be dead

      [repeat chorus]

Verse 3 [repeat verse 1; slightly different chords at end]

      In the event of something happening to me

      There is something I would like you all to see
                    G                          Am/D   D
      It's just a photograph of someone that I knew

      [repeat chorus]

Coda:
           Am  Am/G Am/F Am/E Am/D
      Mr. Jones...

OK, if you want all of these to sound exact you'll have to tune to open D
(low to high: D A D F# A D ) like Barry Gibb used; the chord fingerings in
that tuning are:

      Am      x07677                  Am/D      000677
      C      575675 [or barre at 10th fret]
      D      000000
      E      222222                  Esus4      222322
      F      333333
      G      555555