Tom: G

Intro: G      G      C      C

       G      G      C      C


Verse
G                  C
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G                       C     Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
( Am )            C*            G    Am
He wears his members only jacket
( Am )                C                 G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies

Chorus:
D                        Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D                  C*  G
Looking for the two and four
C                       G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em            D            G            
Cause I can't take it anymore
G      G      C      C
(cool lead riff)

Verse
G                          C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G                              C    Am
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
( Am )            C              G    Am
I think she's found a new religion
( Am )            C             G
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew

Chorus
D                  Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D                  C* G
Looking for the two and four
C                                G
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Em            D            C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C          D            G
No I can't taste it anymore

Break:
G      G      C      C

G      G      C      C
(cool lead riff)
G            C

G            C

D            C      G

D            G
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)

Verse:
G                       C
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G                             C    Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
( Am )                  C      G    Am
Now everything is going half-price
( Am )                  G
So look at all the money we saved

Chorus
D                  Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D                  G
Looking for the backdoor
C                               G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em                  D          C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C            D            G
No and I can't take it anymore
G      G      C      C

G      G      C      C
(cool lead riff)

(end cold on 
G )

RIFF:
Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley (dan@dbromley.freeserve.co.uk)
h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------ | 
B:-----3-----3---3---- | 
G:-------------------- | 
D:-------------------- | 
A:-------------------- | 
E:-3------------------ | 
Or
e:---3---1p0---------- | 
B:-----3-----3h5p3---- | 
G:-------------------- | 
D:-------------------- | 
A:-------------------- | 
E:-3------------------ | 
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0--- | 
B:--------------------------------- | 
G:--------------------------------- | 
D:--------------------------------- | 
A:--------------------------------- | 
E:--------------------------------- | 
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
[Such as the one on the track].)
e:--------------------------------- | 
B:--------------------------------- | 
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0----- | 
D:-----4----------4--------4---2--- | 
A:--------------------------------- | 
E:--------------------------------- |