C9 D4
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Mr. Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
D4
Hey baby, are we losing touch
{Refrain}
G Am C
If you believe
Am G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Am G Am D
There's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool
C9 D4
Moses went walking with a staff of wood
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Newton got beaned by the apple good
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
D
Hey baby, are you having fun
{Refrain}
C9 D4
Here's a little agit for the never believer
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Here's a little ghost for the offering
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9 D4
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
D
Hey baby, are we losing touch
{Refrain lots}