Tom: A


Verse #1:
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   A                        D
      I gotta lose weight
   A                        D
      I swallow honey
   A                        D
      Is my stand up show
   A                        D
      Still that funny
   A                        D
      Am I back for good
   A                        D
      I said that I said that
   A                        D
      Said that I would be
   A                        D
      She's down waist low
   A                        D
      Trying to make me happy

Pre-chorus:
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            Bm D 
      Because I like 
      G        D   A 
      Watching you

Chorus:
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      A              
      It's time I tried
              D
      Tried to check my
      G
      Check my eyelids
               D
      Check for holes

Verse #2:
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      Two weeks late

      I, I, I

      I gotta test for babies

      Shop take is falling low

      I'm not going back

      Back to the factories

Pre-chorus:
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            Bm D 
      Because I like 
      G        D   A 
      Watching you

Chorus:
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      A              
      It's time I tried
              D
      Tried to check my
      G
      Check my eyelids
               D
      Check for holes

(chorus/ad-lib)