Order:
Intro 3x
Intro2 1x
Verse 4x
Chorus 3x
Post-Chorus 1x
Intro 3x
Verse 4x
Chorus 3x
Post-Chorus 1x
Bridge 4x
Intro 3x
Intro3 1x
Chorus 3x
Post-Chorus2 1x

Intro

e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|------------------9-9-7-7-|
D|-9-9-x-4-7--9-9-x-9-9-7-7-|
A|-9-9-x-4-7--9-9-x-7-7-5-5-|
E|-7-7-x-2-5--7-7-x---------|

Intro2			Verse

e|--------------|	e|-x-x-x-7-x-7-|
B|--------------|	B|-x-x-x-7-x-7-|
G|--------------|	G|-------------|
D|-9-9-x-4-7--9-|	D|-------------|
A|-9-9-x-4-7--9-|	A|-------------|
E|-7-7-x-2-5--7-|	E|-------------|

Chorus

e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|-------10/11-10/11-------10/11-10/11--7-7-x-------|
D|-9-9-x-10/11-10/11-9-9-x-10/11-10/11--7-7-x-7-7-x-|
A|-9-9-x--8/-9--8/-9-9-9-x--8/-9--8/-9--5-5-x-7-7-x-|
E|-7-7-x-------------7-7-x--------------------5-5-x-|

e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|-9-9-9-7-9-10-9-7-|
D|-9-9-9-7-9-10-9-7-|
A|-7-7-7-5-7--8-7-5-|
E|------------------|

Post-Chorus

e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-12-12-12----14-x-14-14--9-7-9-7-9-------|
D|-12-12-12-12-14-x-14-14--9-7-9-7-9-9-7-9-|
A|-10-10-10-10-12-x-12-12--7-5-7-5-7-9-7-9-|
E|----------10-----------------------7-5-7-|

Bridge		Intro3

e|-----|	e|-----------------------|
B|-----|	B|-----------------------|
G|-----|	G|---------------9-9-7-7-|
D|-7-9-|	D|-9---------9-x-9-9-7-7-|
A|-7-9-|	A|-9-(pause)-9-x-7-7-5-5-|
E|-5-7-|	E|-7---------7-x---------|

Post-Chorus2

e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-12-12-12----14-x-14-14-12-12-12----14-x-14-14-12-12-12-|
D|-12-12-12-12-14-x-14-14-12-12-12-12-14-x-14-14-12-12-12-|
A|-10-10-10-12-12-x-12-12-10-10-10-12-12-x-12-12-10-10-10-|
E|----------10---------------------10---------------------|

e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|----14-x-14-14--9-7-9-7-9-------|
D|-12-14-x-14-14--9-7-9-7-9-9-7-9-|
A|-12-12-x-12-12--7-5-7-5-7-9-7-9-|
E|-10-----------------------5-7-5-|

Lyrics:

You know it's kind of hard 
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool 
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue 
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo 
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing