G
Well, I stood under your bedroom window

Throwing up a brick

No one came I threw one more

That really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head

He said what kind of man

Is this that's hanging 'round my girl

And threw me in the car


         Em
You're a farmer's daughter

You're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
C                   G/B
I won't get no more eggs and water
Am                Em
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

    (piano break in 
G
, same chords as above)


G
Imagine I was a full-grown man

And I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here

And do this every night

Wham!  The door comes crashing down

Your daddy's face all pale

Says come with me you hairy bum

I'll put you in my jail


         Em
You're a judge's daughter

You're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
C               G/B
Now I'm getting jail and torture
Am                 Em
'Cause I made the judge's daughter

(Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.)

(guitar break)


C                          G/B
It seems they're screaming law and order
Am             Em
When I go with anyone's daughter


G
Woman I should like some peace

And daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright

When I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies

You say I'm dumb and scraggy

But man this dumb and scraggy is

Your daughter's baby's daddy


       Em
She's a lucky daughter

Such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get

The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
C                   G/B
Now I've got what I always fought for
Am                    Em
'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter

(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)