Tom: C

C   
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie


C  
Here I am at a famous school
Am
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
Dm
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her


   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
          F               G
An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch
G
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
                  G
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)


C  
Women's Liberation
Am
Came creepin' across the nation
Dm
I tell you people I was not ready
G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
C  
She made a little speech then,
Am
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
Dm
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick


   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
But now I smell like Vaseline
          F               G
An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch
G
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
            G
(I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder)


C
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doin' radio promo
G
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
C
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Am
Sorta drifted along into S&M
Dm
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G
'Long as I gets a little golden shower


   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
          F               G
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
G
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
   F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
  C                Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
          F               G
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F               G
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
          F               G
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F               G
Watch me now, I'm goin down, 

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