INTRO:                               BARRE CHORDS
       LOW E STRING --0--1--  THEN:     F   C ----- STRUMMED SLOWLY
                                                         2x's
VERSE:
     F             C
      Well if you call this a life
    Bb    Bbm              F
      Why must I spend it with you
              C
      If the show must go on
    Bb         Bbm          F
      Let it go on without you
          C         Bb   Bbm                  F             C  Bb  Bbm
      So sick and tired hanging around with jerks like you

CHORUS:
     C        Am
      Who'll tell me those lies
    Bb                          F
      And let me think they're true
    Bb             F
      What am I to do
    Bb        Bbm            F
      You want it. I got it too

VERSE:

      Though the lies might be true

      That's just 'cause the joke's about you

      I'm so sick and tired hanging around with dogs like you

      You're the first to get blamed

      Always the last bitch to get paid

CHORUS:

      Oh, tell me those lies

      Let me think they're true, yeah

      I heard one or two

      They weren't about me, weren't about her
                                 C  Bb  Bbm  F
      They were all about you

VERSE:

      I may miss you

      But missing me just isn't you

      I'm so sick and tired hanging around with dogs like you

CHORUS:

      Tell me those lies

      Let me think they're true

      I heard one or two

      And they weren't about me, they weren't about her

      They're all about you

VERSE:

      I'm so sick and tired      }  **  F  C  Bb  Bbm  F

      What should I do           } NOTE: PLAY THESE CHORDS 4x's

      You want it, you get it    }       OVER THIS LAST VERSE

      So how come I'm            }

      Still in love with you     }

OUTRO:   END ON F CHORD AND LET RING.