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[ A A A D A A A D A A A D ]

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Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
E                               A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
D                                 A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
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Or smoking pot out of a bong
D                        A
Wearin' flowers in my hair
D                        A
And having dirty underwear
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I don't wanna be a granola-head  -  refrão(2x)
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Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
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Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
D                           A
I think I'd rather be at home
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Listening to the Ramones
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Or hanging out and getting drunk
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With a bunch of useless punks

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E              A
Oh can't you see
E             A
It's not for me
D                               A
Eating bean sprouts all day long
D                           A
And smoking pot out of a bong
D                         A
Wearing flowers in my hair
D                        A
And having dirty underwear

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