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1. Want some whisky in your water, sugar in your tea?
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What are these crazy questions they're asking of me?
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This is the craziest party that could ever be,
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don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see.
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Mama told me not to come, mama told me not to come,
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she said : That ain't no way to have fun, son!
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2. Open up the window, let some air into this room ,
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I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume.
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And the cigeratte you're smoking' s 'bout to scare me half to death,
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open up the window, let me catch my breath. + REFRAIN +
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That ain't no way to have fun, son! Son, son!
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3. The radio was blasting, someone knocking at the door,
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I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor.
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I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before,
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don't know what it is, but I don't wanna see no more.
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+ REFRAIN + That ain't no way to have fun, son! + REFRAIN ....