Tom :A

 A                        E
Jubilee slouches in the settee
           D                       F      G
He's losing all the will to move
A                         E
He's gone divvy, too much telly
D                                 F            G
He's watching twenty four hours of rubbish


A                        E               D      
He's got butane, he's got plastic bags
                                        F         G
And his eyes are going square (oh yeah)
A                          E
He's no raver just anti social
D                           F     G
He's not going to cut his hair

Chorus:
D                                                       E
He dresses incorrectly....no one told him how to do it
E                                         A
He dresses incorrectly....seventeen he not mean enough
D                                                     E               A            
He dresses incorrectly....talk to the girls but he's just too spotty
D                                     C                       Bb     A
He dresses incorrectly....not keen on being like anyone else


A                        E
Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker
     D                       F      G
Thinks his son is a slob
A                        E
Should get out more stop scabbing
D                                 F            G
He should go out and get a job


G
No, he just plays on his computer games (Reprise)