Tom :A

    A
For coughs and colds and scabby holes
  B
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
    A
For funny turns and chinese burns
    B
For aching heads we're most concerned
    A
For staying lively getting it nightly
D      C#    B
This we guarantee


       G             F#      F   E
That's ultranol here's the new remedy
  G             F#        F    E
Before you go to bed take 2 or 3
D
When you wake up you'll feel better


    A
For aches and pains and jellied brains
B
Help you sleep and smile again
        A
They're aimless blameless almost nameless
    B
You get much more all though you pay less
A
Revitalise that sexual drive
   D       C#    B
In fact be born again


    G              F#        F       E 
Yes ultranol will put you on the map
     G             F#      F      E
take 4 or 5 then have a little nap
D
When you wake up you'll feel better


    A                                    B
For coughs and colds and your scabby holes
A                                    B
Keep you young although you are feeling old
          A                                B
If you're not protected you're gonna get it
   A                                    B
So suck them and see you won't regret it


D                  C
Suck them and see