Tom :A
A
For coughs and colds and scabby holes
B
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
A
For funny turns and chinese burns
B
For aching heads we're most concerned
A
For staying lively getting it nightly
D C# B
This we guarantee
G F# F E
That's ultranol here's the new remedy
G F# F E
Before you go to bed take 2 or 3
D
When you wake up you'll feel better
A
For aches and pains and jellied brains
B
Help you sleep and smile again
A
They're aimless blameless almost nameless
B
You get much more all though you pay less
A
Revitalise that sexual drive
D C# B
In fact be born again
G F# F E
Yes ultranol will put you on the map
G F# F E
take 4 or 5 then have a little nap
D
When you wake up you'll feel better
A B
For coughs and colds and your scabby holes
A B
Keep you young although you are feeling old
A B
If you're not protected you're gonna get it
A B
So suck them and see you won't regret it
D C
Suck them and see